> Why do all the crazy hot monster girls keep flirting with us!?!?
> How the hell is that a problem? I know she is super duper evil and stuff but like, look at those arms, those abs, those teeth, we could at least—
> Shut up!!! No being seduced by murder devils! Put away your useless lesbianism and focus on what matters;
feast or famine is going to actually murder me, either through making me laugh too much or through precision character assassination via the protagonist's internal monologue.